Mr. Cowboy knows as well as any of 'em that splashbacks can happen to the best of us, even if we take the necessary precautions. Sometimes all we can do to battle this self-induced enemy is to close our eyes and imagine a ritzy, french bidet under our assets. For the poor, oppressed, and wet-reared we salute you!

Description: "Splashbacks" "the poor man's bidet"